U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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