Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
