i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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