So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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