Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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