I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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