I just cut my nipple shaving
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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