Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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