And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We have so much sex to catch up on
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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