Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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