dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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