i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
is that a dick in a sweater?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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