I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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