Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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