He is such a slut. More and more my type.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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