What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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