He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
