so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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