There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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