Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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