We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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