i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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