We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
tell me about the fingering
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