another moral hangover. fuck.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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