He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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