Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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