Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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