Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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