Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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