I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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