Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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