I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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