Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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