Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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