She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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