I think scott just propositioned me for sex
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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