there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
