He asked to "fluff my boner.."
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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