Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
my being single is dangerous.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I lost the right to judge tonight
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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