hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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