Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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