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If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.

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they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house

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(925): View more from California

we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks

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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.

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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company

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You threw up with your ski mask on still.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises

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(732): View more from New Jersey

We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard

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(650): View more from California

she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".

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