found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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