:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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