Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
i out mim tonsoeep
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