i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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