i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
bring money and cleavage
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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