Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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