I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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