I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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