I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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