doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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