just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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